Middle Finger Printed Umbrella
Sold!£ 16.25 £ 26.40
It’s cold, it’s wet… it’s raining! You’re hating absolutely everyone today, and especially all the people on the streets who are just in your way. You’re just trying to get to the office in one piece, but how are you meant to move with all these window shoppers loitering on the streets?!
When it’s not socially acceptable to literally everyone to… well, you can fill in the blanks yourself, why not let your Middle Finger Printed Umbrella do the talking for you? Open up your umbrella and tell all the slow walkers how much you’re hating them as well as the rainy day. Technically, they can’t blame you for using offensive language when it’s your umbrella doing the talking, right?
Note: Use this Middle Finger Printed Umbrella carefully around young children. Mothers’ won’t be too pleased even if it’s your umbrella teaching their kids how to stick up their middle fingers.
Length: 25 cm
Diameter: 94 cm
Size: 55cm x 8k